Josh: so Josh: dining halls open yet? Holden: ? Holden: no Holden: yay takeout Josh: yey Josh: indeed Josh: i have sooo much stuff to bring up Holden: with me? what you got beef? Holden: is there something you're keeping from me?! Josh: yes Holden: because I kept a lot from you too Holden: okay you go Josh: i have bad news holden Josh: from the tests we've conducted Josh: it's been determined... that... Holden: you're staying with me? Josh: ...you're gay. Holden: wow... was it the liking butt-sex with other men? Josh: mostly, yea. Josh: also the high-pitched voice, and flagrant behaviour. Holden: and because I happen to like the show "scrubs" Josh: now your turn Holden: Josh... Holden: I'm gay. Josh: oh shit Josh: i didn't know Holden: I know, I'm sorry. Josh: omg Josh: how could you do this to me Holden: I know you planned for us not to get married... Holden: but... there's nothing we can do now Holden: it's like the saying goes... Holden: "Josh Greenman, you are doomed to marry Holden" Josh: i always WAS a bit intimidated by that proverb :/ Holden: funny how specific it is now... when before you're just like "WHAT COULD IT MEAN!? Josh: i know Josh: that happens to me all the time Holden: "HOLDEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?!" "umm... not a clue..."