Zak: if you want dinner i have some leftovers of my famous eggplant parm
Jeremy: Was this eggplant grown in a garden?
Jeremy: Or is it farm parm?
Zak: got it at the grocery store, shouldnt be no harm
Jeremy: Is the eggplant cold?
Jeremy: Or is it warm parm?
Zak: its in the fridge, but i do have a microwave, so no cause for alarm
Jeremy: Did you leave out the marshmallow cereal?
Jeremy: Or is it charm parm?
Jeremy: That one's a stretch.
Jeremy: Fuck it, I lose.
Zak: no charm, just a possibly-warm non-farm parm
Jeremy: :D
Zak: we're all winners
Jeremy: Can I postparm to tomorrow? :! My crashing friend has had a tough week.
Jeremy: Or are you driving a carm to New Jersey again?
Zak: lol
Zak: no, tomarm should be fine
Zak: ill save you some parm
Zak: sarm parm
Zak: this heat....
Jeremy: This heat SUCKS.
Jeremy: Hang in there.
Jeremy: Pretzel time. Tarm. I'll catch you on the flipside.
Zak: talk to la larm
Zak: ya..
Zak: god darm
Jeremy: B)

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